THE
BIG
DEBATE
It’s what everybody is
talking about. If they’re
not, they should be…
EDITOR: BILL BORROWS
is GREAT bRiTAin ThE
‘nEw AusTRAliA’?
It was the best TV for
years - a newsreader with
a face like a smacked arse
broke the disturbing news to
a shell-shocked nation that
the Brits had won yet another
medal. Another Gold medal.
From Perth to Sydney,
Aussies sat in front of their
boxes in their tracksuit
bottoms and vests, slumped
into despair and reached for
another tin of VB.
WIn A SIGnED
PELE BRAzIL
SHIRT!
FOR A CHAnCE
TO WIn ALL THIS,
SIGn UP nOW!
‘Eat my dust,
convict!’
And then slung it at the
screen as the medal table
revealed that the Pommie
bastards were actually one
place ahead of them.
‘Bugger me sideways,’ the
Bishop of Brisbane will have
probably exclaimed. But it
was true (in fact, at the time
of writing, the Aussies have
dropped to fifth).
We have spent a few quid
on a few selected sports
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and mopped up. We are the
‘New Australia.’ Except that
England are also a major
football nation and have been
in the last two rugby union
World Cup finals.
All we need to do now is
win the Ashes again and they
can stop harping on about
their prowess at
sport and get back
to what they do
best. Pulling pints.
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